So my email box was running out of space so I had to delete a whole bunch of stuff.
And lo and behold, look what I came across! An email from an ex-boyfriend (that I totally forgot about). Long story short, we broke up and made up like 8 thousand times.
This letter was the last letter I got from him (and it was the second to the last time we broke up. We got back together after this email and then we broke up one final time. Now he is living with his new girlfriend. Sheesh)
Anyway, this letter totally cracks me up because of the last sentence.
Enjoy:
Sent: 09/06/02:
Sharon,
I am sure you know by now that this is getting more difficult by the day. I hope that you are fully aware of what you are doing and saying, which obviously you are because your actions are calculated and malicious at best. I hope you are happy hurting me as you feel I have hurt you, but don't think that it is fair to either of us. You may think it is easier to hate me right now or to get me to hate you, but the fact of the matter we will both regret it if that happens. I am no longer angry and in incapable of being angry at this point. I feel very somber that this where you want to go with this, and it hurts me to know that you would rather hate me and be at odds with me to "ease" into the outcome that you think is right. All things aside I cannot convince you of anything and anything I say obviously won't make a difference anymore because I have realized that you would rather have me hate you then grow a friendship between us. Anyway here is an article for you that I came across...http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/05/ca.s02.full.frontal.ap/index.html
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Hee hee hee. Of course I called him back to talk things out and so on and so forth but then I said "Why did you add that link at the end? That seemed...out of the tone of the letter" and he said he thought it would've been retarded to send two emails so he tried to throw it in one (The link, btw, was about a Steven Soderbergh film. He knows I love Soderburgh. Oops. I misspelled his name one of the aforementioned times)
I have not left my room all day. I just have been watching dvds. Can we say lame?
Lame.
Okay, we said it.
