It turns out that something was wrong with one of my intestines (I don't remember if it was the large one or small one) So I'm okay. It's all fixed.
Operation Hotness Update:
This is tiring. I don't know how hot girls do it. Next week I am getting contacts (to switch between glasses). This seems to be a great topic for debate because half of the people are like, "You look really good with glasses" whereas the other half are like "You have beautiful eyes, I want to see 'em" I think I'll switch them on even and odd days or something.
I think I'll forget being hot and just settle for being "funny."
I was talking to my friend Ryan about Operation Hotness by asking him if I was attractive. He thought that I was confessing emotions or something (gah) but I told him, no, I just wanted his opinion on what sort of work I needed.
Then he said "You ask weirder and weirder questions everyday. Have you gone insane?"
When I said I didn't think so, he said
"Oh my god. You're turning into a girl. Where is my Sharon going?"
Hmmm..was I a man before? Further, I never thought of myself as tom-boy per se. But maybe I am and don't know it.
I wear skirts sometimes!
In other news:
The topic of kids came up at the office.
I absolutely want no kids. For the following reasons:
1. I would like to have sex with my husband/significant other anytime I want.
2. I do not want to be too tired of sexual impulses.
3. I want to travel to Rome at a moment's notice.
4. I want to be the most kickass parent ever. But I also want to be a film director. I don't think I could do a kickass job at both.
5. I tend to be a workaholic
6. I am a broke ass. Kids are expensive.
However, I did say I would have kids if my man was really really really really hot and smart. I meant we're lacking the smart people in America.
So, if the hot gene was dominant and the ugly gene was recessive, I would have a 3/4 chance at each conception to have a hot and/or smart kid. Better odds than marrying an average man with average intelligence (heh heh heh heh)
Cooper, however, severely disagrees with me and says the world is severely lacking of people of him and me (he calls us "the triple threats"...which I think you can figure out...I hope).
Dude, that was totally grammatically incorrect.
