08.31.05 - Last Entry08.12.05 - -08.02.05 - california special edition07.31.05 - where i've been07.16.05 - i'm still awake10.31.03 - bulking up for christmas10.29.03 - I call him Germany10.28.03 - Three's a company or is it a crowd? Or is it just cool?10.27.03 - it's the end of the world as we know it10.26.03 - the roof is on fire.10.23.03 - Ring my bell10.22.03 - Flower in the attic10.21.03 - avocados10.21.03 - -10.19.03 - The jury ran away10.15.03 - Fluffer on the set10.15.03 - heigh ho silver10.13.03 - Corporate whore10.10.03 - My conversation with Steinbrenner10.09.03 - New Order10.07.03 - arnold is guh-vah-nah10.07.03 - earthquake10.07.03 - But something happened on the way to heaven10.05.03 - Julie Andrews made me cry10.04.03 - balls to the face10.02.03 - but the sun still shines in the summertime10.01.03 - I know why we have satellite disruption09.29.03 - The battle of who could care less09.27.03 - typing this on my back09.25.03 - what's cooler than cool? ICE COLD!09.24.03 - Framed09.23.03 - Coming from both ends09.22.03 - You know you want me baby09.21.03 - Lost In Translation09.21.03 - The best "girl" director?09.21.03 - Operation Hotness 200409.19.03 - The woman with a lot of balls09.19.03 - -09.18.03 - dude09.16.03 - bitch, you make me hurl09.16.03 - my laugh disturbs the clapper09.15.03 - Dissolution of sex09.14.03 - Breakfast of Champions09.13.03 - Stand back 1000 feet09.13.03 - diaryland whore metamorphosis09.12.03 - go (underlined) me09.12.03 - Steve and Kerbang09.11.03 - Democrats are morally bankrupt09.10.03 - Kerbang's response09.10.03 - Political agenda09.09.03 - Queer Eye shoots me in the heart09.09.03 - Love by default09.07.03 - Formula for action09.06.03 - Cancelling out on the last minute for A GIRL09.04.03 - cop-out entry09.03.03 - elitist09.02.03 - Three Holes08.29.03 - 25 songs08.29.03 - Don't flirt with computer guy...don't flirt with computer guy08.28.03 - End of semi-writing strike (oh well)08.25.03 - Religion and Deletion rampage08.23.03 - You are malcious...and here's a link!08.22.03 - tissue paper08.21.03 - my first and probably last "political" entry08.20.03 - Padres 2, Mets 1 : went to a baseball game tonight08.20.03 - lotion08.19.03 - mere flashback and present old realization08.18.03 - the grand master plan06.20.03 - Official Boyfriend form